stolen from *Chaos-Master cause I'm a fag like that

1. Who is your favorite Pokémon?

Absolute Favorite: Electivire
Kanto/Generation I: Ninetales
Johto/Generation II: Aipom
Hoenn/Generation III: Blaziken
Sinnoh/Generation IV: ...Electivire?!
Grass starter: Bulbasaur
Fire starter: Torchic/Chimchar
Water starter: Mudkip

Eeveelution: Butteon
Legendary Pokémon: Jirachi
Starter in Basic form: Chimchar
Starter at Stage 2: Wartortle
Starter at Stage 3: Blaziken

2. Why do you like your absolute favorite?
ffff, uh it wasn't always my favorite obviously. But I've always had Franky in my team. Like every team change he was the only one to stay. So I just told myself to stfu and realize Electivire is obviously my favorite.

3. What is your favorite type of Pokémon? Why?
I don't really have a favorite...I think all types are pretty handy and I like to keep a balanced team as much as I can... I guess I kind of favorite fighting types?

4. If you were a Pokémon, what would you be?
Uhhhhh...Vulpix? Both our hair is stupid and then people would want to cuddle me. Oh yeah.

5. What would be the first Pokémon you catch on your journey? (Name one for each region.)
Kanto: a rock
Johto: some kid's hat
Hoenn: prof birch
Sinnoh: your mom
As you can tell, I predict I'd suck pretty bad at the start

6. Name your dream team. (Any region)
Probably my current team now? They're pretty rockin'. Maybe find something to replace my espeon since all he wants to do anymore is DIE

7. How long have you been interested in Pokémon?
forever

8. What do you value more, the games or the toys?
The...um...games? Kind of old for the toys. (LOL SAME COULD GO FOR THE GAMES)

9. What games do you have?
ffff i'm not naming all of them go away

10. What is your favorite plush? Figure? Game?
I don't have any plushes or figures. I guess my favorite game would either be platinum or mystery dungeon

11. Name your top 5 least favorite Pokémon.
Gulpin...that's about it

12. What is your most favorite and least favorite regions?
I really like sinnoh, there's a lot to do in it. Hoenn is pretty cool too but that's probably because I like birch so much. Kanto would have to be my least favorite. I mean it's not terrible, but like going back to play it is boring compared to the new stuff. At least in heartgold soulsilver they added stuff to make it NOT THE SAME ANYMORE AUUUGH ISLANDS THAT HARDLY DO ANYTHING DO NOT COUNT

13. Do you like anthropomorphic (human-like) Pokémon (Pokémorphs)?
I think they're pretty fucking stupid but every now and then you see a cool design or sometimes I try to make one myself to see if I could be one of those cool people who could make a good design. I'm not btw.

14. What Pokémorph species would you want to be?
Uh none? I liked my Vulpix idea more.

15. What is your favorite moment in the Pokémon anime?
Anytime Harley was in it because he's the only character with a personality.

16. Which feature in any Pokémon game do you enjoy the most? (e.g. multiplayer battles, contests, day/night system, etc.)
Competitive battling. You should see some of the epic battles me an my friends have. Actually, if you have plat here's a recent one with my friend Jimmy: 35-31886-98524

17. What is your favorite Pokémon song(s) (or song used in the Pokémon animé and movies)?
Uh, I guess that one in the Jirachi movie because...I think...it's from the original Japanese movie just translated. It's very pretty. Usually the music made for the english dub is butt.

18. What is your favorite Pokémon movie?
You know what's funny? I watch them and I think they're all stupid.

19. Do you prefer Pokémon that are powerful or Pokémon that have a good design (in other words, good looks)?
Are you implying strong pokemon do not have cool designs?

20. Quick! What is your most random thought (that’s clean) of a Pokémon doing something that humans do?
Sex! Oh wait...

21. Tag 5 people.
ChinGOD DAMN IT